Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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