Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
