Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
it's like iHOP with fire
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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