You just made me feel so damn special
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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