If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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