Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Alive.
So much puke
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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