I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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