whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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