halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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