Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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