Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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