Having a random hookup so left but love u
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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