I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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