Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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