No, drunk sperm still make babies.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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