You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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