I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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