he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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