Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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