my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Welp...herpes.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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