i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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