A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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