Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize