another moral hangover. fuck.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I understand Curling. That high.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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