help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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