is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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