Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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