Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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