You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.