She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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