It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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