first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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