THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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