Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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