when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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