chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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