I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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