Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She announced her abortion via fbk
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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