You're so nebulous sometimes
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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