It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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