If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize