Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Use "feeling words"
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems