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  Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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• (209): View more from California

  i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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• (386): View more from Florida

  you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight

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  Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (786): View more from Florida

  tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants

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• (424): View more from California

  I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.

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  How did you leave without pants?

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