He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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