I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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