margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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