Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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