ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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