For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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