I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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