So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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