How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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