If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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