He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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