I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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