glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
