we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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