Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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