she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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