He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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