12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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