her vagine was all disorganized.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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