Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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