and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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