If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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