do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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